Saturday, December 26, 2009

Pope Benedict's downfall as an apocalypse

"A great and wondrous sign appeared in heaven: a woman clothed with the sun, with the moon under her feet and a crown of twelve stars on her head. She was pregnant and cried out in pain as she was about to give birth. Then another sign appeared in heaven: an enormous red dragon with seven heads and ten horns and seven crowns on his heads. His tail swept a third of the stars out of the sky and flung them to the earth."
- Revelation 12.1-4

Apocalyptic interpretation:

1) The pregnant woman who is about to give birth represents the coming advent (Christmas eve).

2) The enormous red dragon that swept the stars down to earth represent the red color sweater woman pulling down the pope.

The See of Peter was swept down by a furry red creature during the advent of 'the child'. This apocalypse happened so mundanely in front of our eyes while being narrated in such grandiose by John the Seer. Those with eyes, see.

That is a sign the end is near! Pack your bags with survival kits. And transfer some of your bank's money to my account before you go away. Those money will be used to provide further interpretation of subsequent affairs for apocalyptic signs to keep others aware.

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