Sze Zeng (SZ): The Bible is the inspired word of God.Have you engaged in such conversation before? No? You must be missing something in your life, dude/babe.
Joshua Woo (JW): Who said so? Prove it.
SZ: The Bible (immediately SZ quotes from 2 Timothy 3.16-17 as proof).
JW: OK, so the Bible says the Bible is the inspired word of God. Then hear this: I'm the word of God.
SZ: No, u r not (wishing John Calvin is still alive and JW is in Geneva).
JW: Yes, I'm. I can prove it. (quotes the previous sentence: "I'm the word of God")
SZ: But your claim is not valid.
JW: Why the Bible is valid and I'm not?
SZ: Because the Bible is the word of God.
JW: Who said so?
SZ: The Bible, remember 2 Timothy 3.16-17?
JW: That's the same way that I use to argue that I'm the word of God.
SZ: The Bible is reliable and u r not.
JW: Why so?
SZ: The Bible records miraculous events like the resurrection of Jesus.
JW: Actually I'm a resurrected being. U see, I had an accident 8 years ago. I was dead, then 3 days later, I was raised.
SZ: I don't believe u.
JW: Then why do u believe the Bible when it says there were miracles back then?
SZ: Because the Bible says so.