Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Difficult Prayer Request

Got this from the ORPC Young Adult blog. Thought it is hilarious.

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer.

Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."

The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries. What she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want 2 lanes or 4 lanes on that bridge?"


blogpastor said...

ROTFL! good one.

Kar Yong said...

And blogpastor still wanna try to get me hitched!!

Sze Zeng said...

Hi Kenny,

Glad you like it :)

Sze Zeng said...

Hi KY,

HaHahaha! well... I have no comment.

Sometimes I do find James Dunn and Karl Barth more comprehensible than... u know. :)

blogpastor said...

I shared it in church this morning though it was totally irrelevant to the sermon. I am ashamed to say I fell into temptation. :)

Sze Zeng said...

Hi Kenny,

Hahaha.. your congregants must had a good laugh. :)